In a bid to perpetrate the Islamic Jihad in Nigeria (a religious war with those who are unbelievers in the mission of Muhammad ...
enjoined especially for the purpose of advancing Islam and repelling evil from Muslims) and to reduce unemployment in Nigeria, multiple vacancies exist for able bodied young men and women in Boko Haram Headquaters
Job Title: Suicide Bombers
- A degree is not necessary
-Applicants must able bodied
-Age between 18 and 40
-Must be ready to relocate to the northern part of Nigeria
-Must be able to keep secrets
-Male or Female
-All applicants must be ready and willing to die!
Highly attractive. 7 virgins await you in heaven. N10million before your first operation. The deceased victim's family will forever be taken care of by the management of Boko Haram.
How to apply
Interested applicants should quickly send their applications and CVs to email@example.com
I can't believe you've read this far; You mean you want to apply for that?! Gush !!! You're such an April Fool.
Can't you see it's the first day of April?
Note: I am in no way affiliated to Boko Haram; neither does the said job vacancy exist.This post is just a mere April Fools' day prank and is meant to put a smile on your face as well as perpetuate the fight against Boko Haram.
Anyways, Happy New month Pal.We Thank God Almighty for leading us thus far. We also Pray and hope we get our dream jobs someday soon.
By the way, let's all join the fight against Boko Haram by sharing this with friends on facebook!
We need Jobs not Bombs!