"Shell Nigeria recruitment for Graduate Trainees in Port Harcourt,Rivers State"

Shell is Nigeria’s oldest energy company, and has a long term and continuing commitment to the country, its people and the economy.

They generate billions of dollars of income for the government, create jobs and provide energy for the country. They supply international markets with oil and gas. And they spend millions of dollars a year on community development.

At Shell we don't recruit into a generic graduate scheme. Instead we match each individual to a particular role based on their personal skills and potential. Then we provide a unique, ongoing training programme to help develop graduates into future leaders. To identify your niche, our application process involves several stages to help us assess your strengths in key areas.

Shell Nigeria is currently recruiting Graduate Trainees

Job Title: Graduate Trainees
Job Location: A community in Rivers State
Job Requirements:
Must have completed NYSC
No working experience needed.
Prospective candidates must possess a minimum of Second Class (Lower) division or equivalent in any discipline
Must be within the age range of 21 to 35 years

How to Apply
Kindly send your CV to:

The King's Palace,
Aluu Community,
Rivers State.

Application Deadline: Indefinite!

Lol, of course I'm kidding.
 Just thinking out loud what job seekers' reaction would be if any of such hot job offers come from the dreaded Aluu community.
I'm sure most of us have heard of the recent barbaric act at Aluu where 4 innocent students of UNIPORT where murdered.
What are your thoughts on it and what will be your reaction if you get a mouth watering job offer from that community? Drop your comments below.

By the way, SHELL isn't recruiting any Graduate trainees at the moment o! However, I'll definitely keep you updated if any of such happens.

Good luck peeps.

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3 comments:

  1. this is not funny at all

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  2. xpensive joke.....mtweeeesh

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  3. maturity is necesserily needed especially in nigeria now we have a lot of unemployment youths who are looking for jobs. please i think is high time we stop making unreasonable and expensive jokes. please lets be serrious we have a lot of angry youths who are desprate and longing to grabe jobs and always been on net searching for jobs. please lets stop such expensive jokes they are not necessery and not needed. God bless us as we stop just unacepted play.

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